ROSES R RED, VIOLETS R BLUE, GOOD LUCK 2 KATE & P-WILLY, WHEN U BOTH SAY ‘I DO’

Here comes the bride…c’mon admit it even u blokes r wondering what kitty cat will b wearing tomorrow night as she weds prince p willy…goodbye Friday night footy, no sports channels tomorrow night it’ll b royal wedding fever all over town.

Question is … What will queen Gillard b wearing? Hopefully not pants and nothing red!

So as we all witness over a pizza and a few cold beers royal history being made, take a moment to think of those who r actually attending the wedding and need to sit through hours and hours and hours without food or drink by their side!

In all seriousness we wish the young lads all the best for their future together. May they enjoy many years of limousines, body guards, fine food and wine, horses and carriages, tiaras, regal furnishings, magnificent accommodation, unlimited shopping, royal services, never having to line up anywhere at anytime nor caring whether interest rates go up or down…god bless you both!