50 SHADES OF NOVAK

The stuff u didnt know about us…

This week we open our little grey book (no! not ‘that’ book) & reveal the bits you never knew about The Novak Agency…

1. The boss dances on his chair at least once a day
2. We name all office equipment with crazy names
3. Mark’s wife writes The Goss & does the window every week together with all the marketing for The Novak Agency
4. The boys walk around with their shoes off when in the office
5. We scream out 11.11 every single day when the clock strikes 11.11am
6. One of our staff members walks to work in her bright pink uggs every day
7. Our sales boys have a team competing in Tough Mudder
8. Lavotti’s deli in DY have a roll named after Tulo, our sales guy
9. Sales staff have lamps on their desks, when turned on they can never, ever be disturbed
10. Every day all staff have an hour of power. Heads downs, bums up for 1 hour straight, no disturbances
11. Every year we have a staff Christmas party where we all go away for 1 whole weekend to a surprise location
12. Every 8 weeks we have staff social functions
13. Our lunch room is decorated with our old weekly window signage
14. 2 staff members got engaged in the same week (not to each other!)
15. Our sales agent Tulo wears a hat when he needs to really concentrate
16. The Novak Agency premises were at one stage a pie & a kebab shop
17. Mark Novak was 23  when he started the Novak Agency
18. Mark Novak wears his socks half off his feet to relax
19. Nell in sales support is a Twitter addict
20. Never a day goes by when staff have not brought in food for us all to eat
21. Every person in the office has a nickname
22. We speak 17 different languages amongst us all
23. Our sales people all drive black or silver cars
24. Our weekly window takes 1 day of planning & half a day to put up

25. A week never goes by without the office either being moved around or something new purchased
26. Sticky notes are banned in the office
27. Our office has a Vitamin C addiction
28. The coffee machine is turned on at 8am every single day
29. The office consumes 1 kilo of coffee per day
30. We go through 10 litres of milk a day
31. Our receptionist eats a quarter of a watermelon every single day
32. Mark Novak has an Apple product fetish
33. Within the next 3 months every staff member will have an Ipad for work
34. When a sale is made, a bell in the office is rung & everyone claps
35. Our receptionist is the state champion for netball
36. Every single thing we print for The Novak Agency is done in house
37. The boss drives an hour every day to get to work
38. We play music in the office all day & night
39.  Between us we have a person who bakes cakes, cookies, rocky road, apricot balls & curry puffs weekly
40. We deliver coffee to our shop neighbours for free
41. Our IT guy has worked through the night at The Novak Agency 3 times where he has worked 36 hours straight
42. Every single person in the office genuinely gets along as friends & co workers
43. We have a grey suit day where all the sales guys wear a grey suit every Tuesday
44. Every 3^rd sales meeting is held at a local café
45. We take 2722 calls per week
46. We all buy souvenirs for each other every time we go away
47. We work Sundays
48. Mark Novak has over 300 ties
49. We gel our IT guys hair every time he comes into the office
50. Every single girl in this office has read 50 Shades of Grey

Laters baby!